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Ahahahahaha! ahahhaahaahaahaha! bwahahahahahaa! whoohoooohoooo! hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter. hahaha! I have just been informed that my old high school had a major food fight June 11. So "HUGE" that they had to call in the local and state police to break it up. 15 students are expected to be arrested for instigating it. That sucks for them. The BEST part is that it made national and international news. Thank you Associated Press. Hehehee! It was even on CNN as well in UK and Pakistani newspapers. Why in Pakistan? I dunno, but it's pretty funny. Here's the scoop:

WOODBURY, New York -- (AP) -- Some 300 teenagers waged a food fight in their school cafeteria so fierce that educators had to call police to help them restore order.

The students at Monroe-Woodbury High School, about 40 miles north of New York City, had ignored school officials' attempts to end the disturbance.

With officers standing by, the teens were ushered out of the cafeteria and into the gymnasium, where school officials tried to determine who instigated the melee. A surveillance video also was being reviewed to determine those responsible.

Nine police cruisers from three agencies, including state police, responded to the call , the Times Herald Record of Middletown reported Friday.

No one was injured during the fight.

When asked by the newspaper what was on the menu, district Superintendent Terrence Olivo replied, "Whatever's on the floor."




Hahaha! I'm so glad I don't go there anymore. Monroe-Woodbury sucked. The only people who did NOT suck were he History Department, Ms. Nilsestuen (Latin), Mr. Snider (Chemistry---everyone else thought he was bad, but I thought he was cool), Mr. Filie (study hall---the best study hall teacher of all time), and my close friends (they were the cool ones). Overall, I absolutely do NOT miss high school at all. That place was so strict and Gestapo patrolled with security cameras everywhere and hall moniters in every freakin hallway asking for passes. Stupid kids have to act all crazy so that everyone else has to suffer under Stalinist policies in order for there to be any sort of stability within the penitentary looking building. Even alums are treated like crap there. I went back to do some Vassar admissions rep stuff and visit my cool teachers in January and security gave me the hardest time. I had persmission from the guidance office to be there, but I still had lots of trouble getting through the hallways because the crazy hall moniters kept stopping me. Depsite the fact that I had a red visitor's label on my jacket, they still asked me for a pass. I do not miss that place at all. Nope. Bye bye Losers!